The 7 different kinds of depressed (That there are actually only 6 of): 1. Your hair grows increasingly fast over your right eye, straining your neck every time you try to see. 2. Bright lights cause explosive diarrhea, which may be embarrassing in public situations. 3. You begin to copy others in attempt to become an “individual”. 4. You become RAWWKINNN! 5. You feel sudden urges to reproduce with house plants. 6. You begin to eat the wrappers from the candy, instead of the candy itself. 7. This was SUPPOSED to be “You feel the sudden need to listen to country music.” But unfortunately Taryn and I got distracted by eating Taco Bell and were pretty excited about new ideas so there was no number seven. I’m okay with that. Anyway, the whole “rawkinn” part is an inside joke kinda making fun of someone. That does have significance behind it. Half of this was making fun of scene/emo kids and we decided to throw a lot of really random things in there. Soo we hope you enjoy. ( :